Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned th...

Saw the Grimace shake so I had to buy 3

You're so skibidi

N’ they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin'

Give me your Ohio

DJ Khaled let’s go to the beach

Opening up Reddit, Imma see some dank memes

Don't pull up at 6 AM, I'm watching Mr. Beast

And still

You know I got R-I-Z (yeah, wait)

Yuh

Gyatt’s Plan

I just wanna be your sigma

I got back from Ohio (yuh)

That they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin'

Skibidi toilet, skibidi skibidi toilet, skibidi toilet, skibidi skibidi toilet.

I just saw a gyatt, I had to hit the griddy

Gyatt’s plan

I finessed in Ohio (ay, ‘nessed)

They rizzin' on me

They rizzin' on me (yuh, ay, ay)

I make sure Ohio eat (yeah, yeah)

If you're from Ohio do not call me zesty

That they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin'

Freaking come here

Baby gronk the new rizz king (ay, wait)

Drinkin’ all this Prime is a struggle for me

Chungus, it’s a lotta chungus

I feel good in Ohio (ay, don’t)

Always occupyin’ on my bacon, egg, and cheese

Chungus, it’s a lotta chungus

You're so fanum tax

Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned the world into a toilet, as this has not advanced us in any way?